‘Twas the tenth month of COVID, outside the med school,
The virus was surging, making us look the fool;
Our screeners took temps and filled out our checklists,
In hopes Dr. Fauci would soon pay us a visit.
Our masks were in place over both mouth and nose,
In full PPE from our heads to our toes;
And I in my N95 – quite well fit –
Had just settled down to rest just a bit.
When suddenly I started to get texts non-stop,
I jumped on a Zoom call to see what could be up;
And who should I see in the box, upper right,
Than a crack immunologist, oh what a sight.
Bespectacled, bemused and a tiny bit grouchy,
I knew in a moment this was Dr. Fauci;
At first he was “on mute,” the mic icon all red;
But once that was solved, I recall what he said:
Now Baylor, now UPenn, now Duke and now Vandy,
On Hopkins, on Harvard, on Mayo and Emory.
Learning Health Systems – this is your finest hour,
In our battle with COVID, you hold all the power.
When we had zero testing, no testing at all,
You spooled up research labs to answer the call.
From lab bench to bedside treatments poured out tout suite,
A remarkable feat that was really quite neat.
Need a vaccine? You gave us three, four or five,
That promise did so much to keep hope alive.
New treatments emerged in a chaotic stew,
Phase three clinical trials helped us know what was true.
Young doctors in training, PAs, nurses, et al,
Learned in a pandemic, an order quite tall.
With a passion for learning that must be life-long,
CME helped all doctors discern right from wrong.
And finally, a nod to providers front-line:
This truly has been your moment to shine.
Your safety, your families, and your own burdened hearts,
All took backseat to your blest healing arts.
You battled at onset, you battle on still,
You’ll battle to the end, and please know that it will.
The challenge is not ended, it continues today,
And we owe you a debt that we never can pay.
His eyes were quite moistened, and his voice all aquiver,
He said, “thank you, thank you” for the care you deliver.
And just before clicking on “End Meeting for All,”
Added “Academic Medicine, we’re proud you’ve got this ball.”
From James T. McDeavitt, M.D.
Senior Vice President and Dean of Clinical Affairs, Baylor College of Medicine
Category Archives: Humor
Scientifically Superstitious
There is a longstanding superstition in medicine that you never wish someone a quiet call night, sort of the medical equivalent of never wishing an actor a good show. We are trained in science, so all physicians know this is silly…and yet…
There are many theories in psychology about why human beings are superstitious, but the one that I think best explains the superstitions of doctors is that superstitious rituals decrease stress and can improve performance during stressful work.
So, don’t make fun of me when I wear my green socks for Kasai procedures… or when I feign horror if someone wishes me a quiet call night!
Sudden Unexpected Call Syndrome
Picture this… it’s 6:42 this morning, my cat is snuggled in my lap, my coffee is delicious, the music is wonderful. And then… I looked at my calendar.
Really?
I’M ON CALL?
Between call and business travel this is the first weekend in 5 weeks I’ve been home. I was totally psyched for a weekend off and then…
If you are in medicine, you will immediately recognize that this is an important syndrome which, up to now, has gone unnamed. If you aren’t in medicine it’s important to know what happens next. When a physician, nurse or other provider suffers from SUCS, it only takes 10-15 minutes to have the paradigm shift of “Oh, well….. “ and then move on to how you are going to take care of others. (Trainees – when, not if, this happens to you, the worst thing you can do is turn this into a chronic condition by letting this torture you during your call day.)
I took a deep breath, reorganized my thoughts and my emotions. I went from my hierarchy of needs for the weekend to the well recognized hierarchy of needs for being on call.
Then I texted my fellow.
And she responded….
On to the rest of the day, including my Saturday tradition of going to the farmer’s market!
As I was at the farmer’s market, looking at all the wonderful produce, having breakfast and soaking in the sun, I pondered my rapid recovery from SUCS.
And then I had a thought I will pose to my readers…. what should we call the opposite syndrome? You know, the one when you get to the hospital and realize you made a mistake and you aren’t on call?
p.s. It turned out my call yesterday was listed as an “all day” event for two days on Outlook. Whew!
Last Minute Halloween Costumes
Today’s discussion in the OR lounge was about Halloween costumes …. Great ones we’ve seen in the past and last minute options for procrastinators. I thought I’d pass on a few ideas!
An all white outfit (WBC), an all red outfit (RBC) and – if there is a small person in your trio – purple for a platelet.
BDU (camouflage) shirt with black pants = upper GI
Black shirt with BDU pants = lower GI.
And a few more ….
Go as the game “Operation”
Create a simple costume to go as an Immuno-goblin
Staphylococci and Streptococci (best done as a pair!)
Identity Thief
Please use the comments to add other great costumes you have seen or worn. Even better, send photos for next year’s update! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Top 10 Holiday Gifts for Physicians and Physicians in Training
The holiday season is rapidly approaching. Here’s my top ten gifts for medical students, residents and physicians…. or any busy friend!
- Mark Bittman’s new book How To Cook Everything Fast.
This is an amazing cookbook and it is perfect for busy people. The recipes are interesting, delicious and healthy. The instructions are easy for a novice without being simplistic and the layout of the book in innovative and makes it really easy to use.
- An electric pressure cooker.
Slow cookers are often suggested for medical students and residents but I don’t think they are as good as a pressure cooker. You have to be there when slow cookers are (slowly) cooking, which is usually your rare day off. Also, it’s hard to cook vegetables in a slow cooker. Pressure cookers on the other hand cook broccoli in 2 minutes (perfectly!). I’ve been told that the electric pressure cookers take a little longer to come up to pressure, but it seems a small downside for a device that also lets you slow cook, steam, sauté, and cook rice.
- Coffee or Tea
There are several options to consider if they are a serious coffee or tea drinker. A Starbucks or Teavana gift card in a cute “medical” coffee mug? A Starbucks Verismo coffee brewer? Nespresso? Keurig?
- A FitBit
Anyone in medicine loves gadgets and loves data. The fitbit has become a socially acceptable piece of “jewelry” in the hospital and it unquestionably changes behavior to increase activity. Having washed three of the “clip on” Fitbits with my scrubs, I would recommend one of the wristband Fitbits!
- A maid or housecleaning service
Doing housework has to be on everyone’s lowest list of fun things to do on your day off, but it’s especially true for people who are studying extensively or taking call in the hospital. My parents helped finance someone to come occasionally to help clean my apartment when I was an intern. It was without a doubt the best present I’ve ever received.
- Anything that helps make it easy to get more exercise
Another great gift is anything that will promote more exercise… a bicycle to commute to school or work? Yoga classes? Spin classes? A gift certificate for new running shoes? Resistance bands for the call room? A membership to a YMCA or a gym close to where they live? Certificates for post workout massages?
- “Date night” packages
Whether they are single or have a significant other, being able to socialize is an important part of stress reduction for busy people. Create combinations of gift cards to movie theaters and restaurants to support “date nights”. If they love art, music, or sports think of season tickets (or ticket packages) to museums, music venues or professional sport teams.
- An “over the top” alarm clock
It’s not easy getting up at “dark thirty” to make it to rounds, but being on time is important. The snooze button is not a good idea… but it’s so easy to hit. This alarm clock is my personal favorite to make sure you get out of bed. After a few hits of the snooze button, it rolls off the table and around the room until you turn it off!
- Great books by, for and about doctors.
If they are a serious reader, think about a Kindle (or other eReader). The Kindle paperwhite is small, lightweight, back lit and has a great battery life – which makes it great for the occasional times on call that you can find 30 minutes to escape into a good book. You can also read it outside in bright sunlight (unlike tablets like the iPad) On my list of great reads for doctors (in no particular order)…
Cutting for Stone by Abrahan Verghese
How Doctors Think by Jerome Groopman
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot
The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer by Siddhartha Mukheries
Being Mortal: Medicine and What Matters in the End by Atul Guwande
William Osler: A Life in Medicine by Michael Bliss
- The always appropriate gift of money
If you are going to give gift certificates or money, “package” it with some humor (in a pill bottle with a “prescription”) or a context (this is to help you buy good food for times you are too busy).
Please let me know (comment or email) anything else to add to this list! Happy Holidays to all!
Sunday Cartoon
“Things I Learned During Intern Year” from A Cartoon Guide to Becoming a Doctor
Jessica’s Daily Affirmation
This is worth seeing if you need a model for how to start your day… or just a reason to smile!
“The 12 Medical Specialty Stereotypes”
Medical Humor: “The Life of an Attending (as imagined by residents)”
Another find on the internet that I thought was worth sharing!
The artist, Michelle Au, is a physician who is the author of This Won’t Hurt a Bit: (And Other White Lies): My Education in Medicine and Motherhood.